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It was bad enough that the boy is literally just stabbing the book with a dagger and dissociating.
I picked this comic up by coincidence a few months ago and I am delighted to inform anyone curious that she wrote him in a torrid love affair with his bodyguard and completely undermined his terrifying reputation and made him a folk hero instead. He was Not Thrilled.
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welcome to my tumblr themed restaurant, what are you ordering?
borger with beetroot
none pizza left beef
infinite chocolate
randy’s sticks
chocolate dipped cockatoo
kung pow penis
See Resultswe only have one menu so please pass it to the next table (reblog) once you’ve decided.
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they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed
can NOT believe no one in the replies has added this. i have to do all the work around here
great work in the tags everyone
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has any cryptid ever been bullied harder than goatman. shane and ryan stole his bridge, ruined his reputation, and he didn’t even get a shout out on their top 5 beatdown ep devoted to cryptids. lmao
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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
This is far funnier than I thought it would be. The lack of context on some of these is both brilliant and making me want to find and watch Tom Scott’s videos.
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*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*
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of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
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